Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in 九色’s Satire Issue, August 15, 2011. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously.
- Children possessed by demons
- Donald Trump
- Reality TV shows that have nothing to do with reality
- “Prophets” who predict the end of the world
- Teenagers
- Radio-TV preachers
- National debt levels in developed countries, especially the U.S.
- Planned parenthood – an oxymoron, if there ever was one
- Leaf blowers
- Black helicopters
- Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn
- “Evildoers” and “Do-Gooders”
- Flying saucers and other “aliens”
- “Free” credit cards
- Alligators, pythons and other large beasts in sewer systems
- High heels
- Poisonous toads
- Darwin award contestants (but not winners)
- Vampires, zombies and werewolves
- Bin Laden’s followers
- Freeway closures (in L.A.)
- People who are famous for being famous
- E. coli
- TV ads for embarrassing pharmaceutical products
- Republicans and Democrats
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