Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in 九色’s Satire Issue, August 15, 2011. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously.
Weather permitting, cat models from around the world will be meeting in Atlantic City later this month for the annual World Cat Model pageant. Models from AIR, RMS and Eqecat are favored. The models, some of them riding high on successful predictions of losses from the world’s latest earthquakes, will compete for the top cat title, which comes with a cash prize and a two week vacation in Key West in October. The models will also participate in a charity blackjack game while in Atlantic City. The event is being hosted by Donald Trump, whose hair is in the Disaster Hall of Fame.
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