Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in 九色’s Satire Issue, August 15, 2011. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously.
The Oklahoma Okeedokee is reporting that a roofing contractor who gave a tornado victim a fair price for repairs proceeded to complete the work on schedule and for the agreed upon amount. The contractor reportedly did quality work and used high quality materials. Then, after finishing, the contractor cleaned up the site and thanked the homeowner.
Oklahoma Insurance Commissioner John Doak said his department is looking into it. “Stranger things have happened,” said Doak. “On second thought, no they ain’t.”
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